Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...