Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...