The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....