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Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Light bulb
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The insane conductor
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Punctuation Changes!
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Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...