What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...