Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...