Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...