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This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
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Stupid Insults 7/31
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Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Wide Load
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