Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...