Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...