Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...