What’s the ultimate rejection?
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The newly married man came home from work…
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A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
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What is a mans best friend?
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The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
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