Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...