What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Two Quickies.
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A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...