Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...