What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...