…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...