Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...