Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...