Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...