Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Real opcodes
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Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!