5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...