Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...