Daughter in college
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Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Emacs acronyms
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Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
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A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....