If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...