What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...