Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...