New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...