Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...