Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
OLD NEVER DIES 4
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A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Put me into a fighting mood
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Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.