Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...