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Bonds mature!
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
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The math one-liners
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The Big Horse Race
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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...