Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Short Father Christmas
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Pulled over.
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Finding a house
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Lightbulbs and PMS!
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A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
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Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!