Three very tough mice
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Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
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Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.