So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...