Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...