Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.