Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...