The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...