I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...