Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...