Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...