Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...