moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...