Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...