The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...