Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...