Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...