Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...