Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Men & Public Toilets!
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Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Free haircuts
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What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...